When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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