So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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