I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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