i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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