I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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