I just made out with a guy for $7.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
