Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Panties = found
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize