I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.