:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
