So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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