Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Let's paint friendship bongs
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
