i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I could fuck to npr.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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