btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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