Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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