Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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