Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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