i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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