I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
