My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
she looked like the before picture.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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