Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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