are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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