Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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