Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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