I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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