Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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