Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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