Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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