a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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