You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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