I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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