U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
ok first of all what the fuck
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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