Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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