You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I can text with my tongue
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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