Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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