he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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