Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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