Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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