If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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