I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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