So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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