just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just want to make out with him forever
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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