Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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