this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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