i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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