you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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