Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I believe in your delicious
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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