Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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