it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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