and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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