I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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