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so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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