We won't sleep together?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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