I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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