she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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