3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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