I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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